Ihavetheformula's Blog

skittles

ihavetheformula — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:28:28 +0000

Sometimes I shake up a bag of skittles and I say to myself “If this next one is red he loves me.” But it’s never red, it’s always purple. I love you purple but you taste like shit.

lawl@church

ihavetheformula — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:16:09 +0000

“What is hell? Come to church next Sunday and listen to our new minister!” I love double entendres.

ihavetheformula — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:15:38 +0000

I had my very first, real, in person, live consensual Valentine this year, but it was weird. He wanted me to spend time with his family. We basically had a thanksgiving dinner. I was confused, but i got a shiny heart necklace. So it’s all good. =]

Cherries

ihavetheformula — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:41:16 +0000

Losing my virginity was the most painful thing to ever happen to me. God, what a weird feeling that was. I wasn’t expecting miraculous and amazing things, I knew it would hurt, but oh boy, not like that. That was NOT what I had in mind.

GET OUT OF ME!

Sandman.

ihavetheformula — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:49:49 +0000

I think that if I sleep on my bed upside down my dreams are more peculiar. Try it. Tell me what you think. And by upside down I mean your feet where your head usually goes and vice versa.

If you daydream at night, is it a night dream?

Nostalgia at it’s finest.

ihavetheformula — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:39:24 +0000

Sometimes I think my life is like a movie and I can simply shoot some witty lines at you and you’ll want to spend every night on the phone with me again.

You still don’t speak to me, but at least I’m exercising my wit.

Think positive, be positive, stay positive.

I’m going to kill myself.

Someday.

if i were you, who would you be?

ihavetheformula — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:36:50 +0000

If I were you, who would you be?

Think about it.

Wet hands? Have some Bacon.

ihavetheformula — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:15:34 +0000

WHY?! Why do you make me laugh so much?

If you’re concerned about your health…

ihavetheformula — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:09:06 +0000

I’m so sick of everyone telling me what is healthy for me and what is not, while sitting there smoking a cigarette.

You wanna know what’s truly unhealthy? The leading cause of all death?

Being alive!

That shit will straight up kill you.

Quick, everyone stop breathing.

Hello world…

ihavetheformula — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:54:17 +0000

Hello world, this is me, life should be fun for everyone, but it’s not.

A few people I don’t know found one of my sites on the interwebs and asked me for my blog. I didn’t have one to give, so they told me to get one, and sometimes I do what people say.

Here I am.